Posted by
Rob on Thursday, June 28, 2007 5:31:17 PM
We began this series on PoMo with the claim that PostModernism was more than literary criticism, more than a Humpty-Dumptian mastery over words. We considered PoMo science, PoMo religion, PoMo sex, PoMo economics, but now we return once again to where we began, PoMo language.
Talking about language is as about as recursive as one can get. I am reminded of the way
words are defined in a dictionary, here are 6 definitions from the Concise Oxoford Dictionary of Current English:
| "odor" |
"A smell; scent; aroma"
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| "smell" |
"Something that is smelled; odor; scent"
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| "scent" |
"1. an odor. 2. the sense of smell. 3. a perfume. 4. an odor
left by an animal, by which it is tracked"
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| "aroma" |
"A pleasant odor; fragrance"
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| "fragrant" |
"Having a pleasant odor"
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| "perfume" |
"1. an aroma; fragrance. 2. a substance producing a pleasing
odor, as a liquid extract of the scent of flowers"
|
And if you didn't know the meaning of those 6 words before you looked them up, you won't know the meaning after.
But how else can a dictionary be written? One might be able to put in pictures of flowers, but scent? (I can see it now, scratch-n-sniff dictionaries.) So how does any child learn the meaning of a word? Yet at the age of 18 months babies are l
earning nouns at the rate of 9 per day! As I have repeatedly stressed, that there is nothing common about the common tongue, that recursion signifies the holy, and that the gift of speech is the
imago Dei.
So the attitude toward language, the use of language, and the abuse of language are all directly related to one's view of God. The polytheist reveres language, and has rituals with incantations and special words. The materialist despises all holy things except language, believing that truth resides in propositions about matter, in a language he cannot explain. The dualist divorces truth from matter, forbidding pictures in the dictionaries of the mind, making language an orphan of the war. But it is in PostModernism that the orphan returns as a mercenary of another lord, as a weapon in the hands of a dfferent god.
David Mills at Touchstone laments the attempt of preachers to "translate" concise theological words into "relevant" everyday speech. So much blood and ink has been spilled throughout the centuries over the proper definitions of theological words that seeing them discarded or abused in the pulpit riles him as much, I imagine, as the profane use of the sacred elements of the liturgy. But more significantly, Mills sees the problem as the dictionary problem, of trying to define unfamiliar words by using familiar ones.
As a writer, I do not believe in relevance. I especially do not believe in
relevance as a criterion for preaching, when that means the attempt to translate
the biblical and theological language into words the average man already uses,
from fear that he will not listen if the inherited language is used instead.
Few preachers are good enough with words to do this without losing truths they
should not be losing.... The preacher’s problem is that relevance is decided not only by what
the hearer can and will hear, but what he needs to hear whether or not he wants
to, and the latter may not be communicable in language he will naturally understand.
The language can be bent only so far, till it is bent out of shape. The apostles
of relevance do not see this problem, and hence toss away the truths they genuinely
want to convey.
Look carefully at the objection to relevance. Relevance is seen as an immediate response of the listener, and some theological words just don't evoke any recognition much less response. Mills goes on to say that all areas of life have specialized vocabulary, from oven dials with "broil" and "bake" to the difference between "stocks" and "bonds". If we need precision, we need to take the time to learn the jargon, and not assume instant comprehension.
Therefore the emphasis on relevance as an immediate response is an emphasis on action, on process. This is the role of the demagogue, of the rabble rouser, of Shakespeare's Mark Antony calling out "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!" Antony cares not about facts or even the comprehension of facts, as long as it moves the people to action. The revivals of the 19th century were the same way, with preachers graded on their ability to bring sinners down the sawdust trail. This is the recent Senate circus surrounding a bill whose actual contents were secondary to the goal of passage (being asked to vote on an amendment that had not yet been written).
All these examples demonstrate that the content can become prisoner to the process. Then a word is valued not for its intrinsic meaning, but for its extrinsic effects. If, like St Paul who
started a riot by shouting "resurrection", I can start a riot by shouting "discrimination", then we have rediscovered the power of the spoken word, of the curse. For a curse is not valued for what it means, but for what it does (or why are most curses so hyperbolic?). Antony's speech delivered an eloquent curse that destroyed Brutus. Revival preachers cursed their congregations into the vicinity of burning sulfur. And the Senate is consumed by an inelegant curse called "The Immigration Bill".
With the rediscovery of the curse, PoMo language has come full circle to the dark rites of polytheism.
But I am too morbid, for the flip side of cursing is blessing. If words can provoke negative actions, they can also "
provoke unto love and good works". While one may ask a priest to
curse one's enemies, it is still more common to ask for blessings upon one's self.
Now mind you, we smile indulgently at the place in the wedding ceremony where the priest "blesses" the pair, not believing that anything special has happened that could not, say, be administered by the county clerk. And the opposite of "getting the parent's blessing" is apparently "eloping", rather than, say, "receiving the parent's cursing". We just don't take blessing very seriously in this Modernist age. Or do we?
Whenever we use language intended to improve our lot in life, we are blessing. "How are you?" is not a request for medical information, but for a blessing: "Fine, thank you". No information has flowed in that interchange, except the fact that it occurred at all. It is the process that is important, and it is the blessing of the process that was sought.
So it is with the "
ethics column" in the NYT. The anguished letter writers are seeking a blessing upon some action they are engaged or soon-to-be engaged in, and the columnist obliges with some words to soothe the troubled soul. The columnist cares little for the particulars of the writer's problem, only for the providence of relief, of balm. The process of blessing is more important than the facts. Now mind you, no one makes these people write the NYT, they do so willingly, earnestly, perhaps desperately, seeking affirmation in their harsh and judgmental work environment, in their cool and transient personal transactions, in their strained relatives and family arrangements.
So when an investigative reporter discovered that many employees had
broken company regulations concerning donations to political causes, including the aforementioned ethics columnist, it naturally evoked his response. (Donations to MoveOn.org are no different than that to the Boy Scouts or the Catholic Church, which are not prohibited.) The opportunity for satire was just too inviting, so here is
Douglas Kern in full.
A Return to Virtue
Farewell to “The Ethicist.”
By Douglas Kern
Dear Obscure Conservative Legal Guy:
I’m
a professional ethicist with an ethical problem. I want to donate money
to a goofy leftist wingnut outfit, but it turns out that my employer (a
popular liberal periodical that sometimes runs straight news pieces)
has some silly ethics rules that prevent me from doing so. Since these
ethics rules are plainly dumb, should I just ignore them and do what’s
right? I’d ask an ethicist but I don’t know any good ones.
Randy in Manhattan
Dear Randy:
Nincompoops talk ethics. Men talk virtues. Stop being a nincompoop.
My
highest law-school grade was in Legal Ethics. I achieved a stellar
grade because I devised an infallible mechanism for solving any legal
ethical dilemma. My mechanism was this: Remember that legal ethics is a
system of rules:
1) designed by sociopaths;
2) for sociopaths;
3) to prevent public acknowledgment of their sociopathy;
4) while still allowing said sociopaths to fleece said public.
Once
you realize that contemporary ethics is not morality but the clever
simulation of morality, you’re halfway to qualifying for an
ethics-consulting job.
I’m only kidding a little about the
sociopathy. By definition, a sociopath is one who can only emulate the
rules and mores of society, as a sociopath never internalizes any sense
of right and wrong. In a country where fewer and fewer people agree
about how to determine right and wrong, the bogus pseudo-answers of
ethics begin to sound more and more appealing. Put another way: As we
grow more sociopathic as a society, ethics makes more and more sense.
And
that’s where you come in, my fine ethical friend. Your job as a public
ethicist is not to teach people how best to apply the rules and
obligations of a transcendent authority, as the ethicists of old once
did. That would be hard. And intrusive. And divisive. And let’s face
it: “transcendent authority” carries the whiff of the red state, with
all the unpleasantness (NASCAR, Wal-Mart, redundant children) there
attached. Neither is your job to teach philosophy. That, too, would be
hard, and unsatisfying as well; when do philosophers ever agree? No,
your job is to provide just enough soothing advice to scratch that
fleeting itch that your affluent readership feels when confronted with
moral questions that vacuous self-serving upper class prejudices can’t
immediately resolve. Forget right and wrong; the role of the modern
ethicist is to move puzzled smart people from a state of mild dismay to
a pleasant coma of satisfied smugness in the shortest time possible.
You seek to avoid not sin, but the appearance of impropriety. But a
great many virtues can appear quite improper, and a great many sins can
appear quite proper indeed.
Consider, for example, the “ethical”
rule that precludes journalists (and quasi-journalists like yourself)
from donating money to politicians and overt shill machines. You’ve
correctly deduced that this rule is asinine. Suppose for a moment that
you obeyed it. Would you feel any differently, write any differently,
be biased against conservatives any differently if you kept your
$585.00 instead of donating it? And would you suddenly evolve into a
better, purer, more ethically unstoppable self if you gave that money
to The Medusa Fund for Underprivileged Maoists in Malibu, instead of
Kucinich for President? No, this rule does nothing to prevent bias. It
rewards those sneaky enough to donate anonymously, or through a proxy,
even as it penalizes those who make their political biases a matter of
public record. Note that my infallible ethics problem-solving mechanism
predicts this rule perfectly:
1) It’s easily implemented, so that even a sociopath can enforce it;
2) It’s easy to obey, so that even a sociopath can abide by it;
3) It gives the public the entirely false sense that journalists who abide by this rule are honorable and unbiased; and
4) It
doesn’t prevent any journalist with even a lick of cleverness from
secretly donating money to politicians and then copping a “fairer than
thou” attitude from an unassailable position of serene non-involvement.
Modern
ethics is what’s left when trust has completely evaporated between
leaders and the led. Whether it’s zero-tolerance school-violence
policies that get kids arrested for drawing pictures of guns, draconian
anti-pedophile policies that get priests bounced on the strength of an
accusation, mandatory sentencing laws that put potheads in the slammer
for life, or anti-touching school policies that outlaw hugs, the theme
is the same: authority doesn’t trust you, you don’t trust authority, so
let’s invent some rules that make no sense but sound good while
eliminating any possibility that human discretion or common sense can
penetrate our ethical paradise. To badly mangle Eliot, modern ethics is
a system of morality so universally applicable that no one needs to be
good. Was ever a compliment more damning than “He’s an extraordinarily
ethical fellow?” Don’t leave your wallet or your wife around
extraordinarily ethical fellows.
A real system for determining
right and wrong requires commonly held first principles and leadership
with the acknowledged authority to interpret and apply those
principles. That kind of agreement is in short supply these days. In
modern societies where people adhering to all sorts of creeds regularly
interact in order to make money, principles and dogma will tend to take
a backseat to rough ‘n ready codes of conduct – and modern ethics is
nothing if not rough ‘n ready. Morality is for heroes; modern ethics is
for sophisters, economists, and calculators. We tolerate modern ethics,
as we tolerate sophisters, but they should both know their place, and
neither should command great love or respect.
So ignore the
rules, Randy, and donate away. Of course, your donation will expose you
as an appalling hypocrite, and you may lose your job consequently.
That’s okay. Your job is stupid. Why not write a column calling men to
heroic virtue instead of cocktail-party pleasantries? With your
tremendous experience as a comedy writer for Rosie O’Donnell, you’re pretty well qualified for either gig.
Ethically yours,
The Obscure Conservative Legal Guy
What then is Kern saying? That "ethics" is a process of self-vindication, a PoMo blessing, whereas "virtue" is conformity to an external standard. But Kern misses the mark when he calls this columnist's efforts "stupid", for blessings have ever been sought, and will ever be sought by a race that bears the stain of guilt. Nor are blessings of any sort without effect, whether polytheist, materialist or PostModernist, for many
jobs have been won with the blessings of the Grey Lady, and without it, many lost.
It is not the stupidity of a PoMo blessing, that makes Kern advise another job, but the danger of a PoMo blessing, for as Paris discovered, one god's blessing is another god's curse.